20 Things About Me

Work in Progress....

1. I'm addicted to coffee and shamefully nicotene.
2. My second husband is a wonderfully sweet man that I adore very much
3. In our home we have 2 dogs, 1 cat (who is deaf and clawless), 1 hamster and last time I checked that was all!
4. I teach special education and have been known to start taking on their mannerism from time to time.
5. I crochet in the attempt to keep from strangling my own children.
6. Sammy Smeagol (my hubby's expensive doggy) snores louder than my hubby.
7. I'm a die hard softball mommy.
8. The only time I don't have children around me is when I'm in bed. (This wisdom directly from the mouth of one of my babes)
9. Everyone keeps asking if my hubby and I are going to have a child together. Are the positively mad?
10. I experience severe mood swings for unknown reasons and at unforeseen times. Could it be living with my family or my job or possibly both?
11. Poop and bodily functions are often comical subjects in our house..
12. Abstinence is easy in a house of 4 children...
13. I experience extreme guilt trips whenever I try to leave the house alone.
14. I strive to be like grandfather who was even tempered and never complained.
15. Despite my fluffy married appearance I suffered from anorexia eons ago and received extensive counseling
16. If I knew that getting my PhD wouldn't drive me to the insane asylum I would go back to school.
17. I love my job and my children that I teach but you have to find humor in their idiosyncracies and quirks. Hence, I really enjoyed "The Ringer" and thought that it was in good taste
18. My daughter has finally exited her gothic phase but still loves music. Thank you Lord!!!!!